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Lost play by play

Lost, as I watch it.

Jack with a beard? On an Oceanic Air flight. Hitting the bottle as hard as the turbulence.

Ah… got it. So that’s how he met his ex-wife.

I love Rose & Bernard. They’re the best.

Charlie’s getting beaten up by girls. I guess that’s better than being dead. And they are in cahoots with Ben and company. There goes one of my theories.

Ben’s so cute when he’s confused. He’s going to be very cute by the end of this two hours. And then very dead. Maybe by the hands of his “own” people at the rate he’s going.

No! Jin’s down! And Bernard wasn’t quick enough. And Sayid got caught by surprise. Those Others are lucky bastards (or, maybe, the survivors used up all their luck already).

Oh… this is after the divorce. Is that bun in the oven his?

I think Jack’s become a worse liar.

ooo… that’s kind of bad ass, Charlie. “And what happens to you if the station floods?” “I die.”

Poor Bernard. He’s really not cut out for the life of the adventurer. Damn. He even sold out Carl. This does not bode well for Alex.

(There’s a whole lot of commercials running here… are we even going to get an hour and a quarter out of a two hour season finale?)

Temple? What temple?

I want that map.

Sawyer’s getting a bit rough around the edges… in a bad way. He’s feeling a bit lost now that he’s gone and killed his nemesis.

Desmond’s going to have a killer sunburn there.

This is going to be interesting.

(Of course, it’s also going to go into a commercial after about two minutes. Damn these are short segments.)

Hmm… like father like son. Got a little twitch going there, Jack. So who’s the woman? Who’s she connected to?

Sawyer’s feeling suicidal.

Yeah, Juliette, you most certainly do have to help. Oh, she is so going to die by the end of the episode.

That’s a well-healed missing eye Patchy’s got going on there.

Gee, Ben, you’ve been making a lot of mistakes lately. Damn… killing everyone. Ben is so going down by the hands of his own people.

A runway? That’s interesting.

Julie there is good at lying.

Damn Hurley… is your bad luck going to save the day?

Sawyer… that’s kinda mean. But the well intentioned kind of mean.

Good question there, Alex. Why can’t he just let them leave.

Hmmm… guess Alex didn’t run to save Locke after she sent Carl on his way.

Walt? Awesome! Or is Locke just hallucinating?

Well, damn, Jack actually said it. He loves Kate.

So who’s dead? (Apparently someone who’s not all that popular.) And who’s Jack been trying to call?

So Jack pops pills like his dad drinks. Great. Guess he has a bit in common with Charlie.

Oooo… Patchy is asking too many questions. I like him. Oooo… too bad he’s not really thinking about them.

Ouch. Maybe he’ll stay dead this time.

Past Jack isn’t doing too well there. Why the heck does he want to go back to the real world?

Could you imagine what this would be like if Ben was played by Christopher Walken?

“I’m a little fuzzy on this good/bad thing…” (But not a fuzzy as Ben seems to be on it.)

Good and tense here.

Can Jack let them die?

Crap. Yeah he can.

But we haven’t seen the bodies. They may not be dead. (Especially on this island!)

Music? Beach Boys? That’s… odd… (but par for the course, I suppose).

Awww… family reunion.

Say, Jack, that’s good and vindictive of you.

Ooo… Still Alive! Yay!

Tom’s a smart one. I think he likes Jack.

Ha! Just like in the A-Team!

Damn, Sayid! Totally bad ass.

Tom’s a smart one.

Crap. Sawyer got stone cold evil there. This is not good.

Past Jack stealing drugs. So sad. 🙁

Mrs. Arlen? Who else has the Arlen name?

Gee, Past Jack, you should have had that conversation in his office.

Hurley is The Man!

Can we avoid the prediction?

Incoming transmission? Penelope!

Oh. Crap. Ben was telling the truth about Naomi.

And Patchy is still alive!

Well damn.

🙁

So who does Naomi work for? Has the Hanzo Foundation been trying to re-take the Island for years? Were the Others really not connected to Hanzo? That changes a lot. And raises more questions if it’s true.

Top of the world, ma! (Or at least someplace on the island we’ve never been before.)

What else will we find here?

Locke? Yep. He’s been talking to Jacob?

THis is the showdown I’ve been expecting for a long time now.

heh… Locke is still a wimp. How did he ever manage to kill those bore way back when?

And there’s still a few minutes for this to go all wrong.

Past Jack is mixing drugs and alcohol. He’s one-upping his dad!

WTF?

WHO’S FUNERAL?

Flash forward?

Crap!

wow

He? He who? She married Sawyer, didn’t she?

But who’s funeral?

wow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Soooo not what I expected.

This show may just last another few seasons…


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